Robert Anton Wilson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old robert anton wilson quotes, robert anton wilson sayings, and robert anton wilson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Ego is a social fiction for which one person at a time gets all the blame.     

Robert Anton Wilson

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.     

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Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.     

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There is absolutely nothing that can be taken for granted in this world.     

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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.     

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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.     

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Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences     

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Belief is the death of intelligence.     

Robert Anton Wilson

Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.     

Robert Anton Wilson

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.     

Robert Anton Wilson

Reality is what you can get away with.     

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Existence is larger than any model that is not itself the exact size of existence.     

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Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.     

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Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.     

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Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.     

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The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.     

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In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.     

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Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.     

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Conspiracy is just another name for coalition.     

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Every national border in Europe,' El Eswad added ironically, 'marks the place where two gangs of bandits got too exhausted to kill each other anymore and signed a treaty. Patriotism is the delusion that one of these gangs of bandits is better than all the others.     

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...when dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.     

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Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.     

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Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.     

Robert Anton Wilson

Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.     

Robert Anton Wilson