Robert Orben Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old robert orben quotes, robert orben sayings, and robert orben proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.     

Robert Orben

A compliment is verbal sunshine.     

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.     

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If you can laugh together, you can work together.     

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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.     

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If you can laugh together, you can work together     

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If you can laugh together, you can work together.     

Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.     

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Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.     

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.     

Robert Orben

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.     

Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.     

Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.     

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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.     

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.     

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Do your kids a favor-don't have any.     

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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.     

Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.     

Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.     

Robert Orben

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.     

Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.     

Robert Orben

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.     

Robert Orben

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.     

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Individuality' is the key to success.     

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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.     

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Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.     

Robert Orben