Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Robin Williams quotes, Robin Williams sayings, and Robin Williams proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.Robin Williams
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Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?Robin Williams
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.Robin Williams
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If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. Robin Williams
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When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence.Robin Williams
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Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.Robin Williams
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With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.Robin Williams
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.Robin Williams
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Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.Robin Williams
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.Robin Williams
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If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.Robin Williams
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.Robin Williams
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.Robin Williams
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We've had cloning in the south for years. It's called cousins.Robin Williams
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.Robin Williams
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.Robin Williams
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.Robin Williams
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.Robin Williams
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?Robin Williams
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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.Robin Williams
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.Robin Williams
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.Robin Williams
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I love running cross-country...on a track, I feel like a hamster.Robin Williams
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When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.Robin Williams
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The hurricanes have been getting bigger and bigger. And they usually give them names that don't really inspire fear.Robin Williams
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearrange the furniture.Robin Williams
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.Robin Williams
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.Robin Williams
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Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.Robin Williams
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.Robin Williams