Robin Williams Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Robin Williams quotes, Robin Williams sayings, and Robin Williams proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin Williams
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves? Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. Robin Williams
When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence. Robin Williams
Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles. Robin Williams
With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility. Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams
Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself. Robin Williams
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. Robin Williams
If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference. Robin Williams
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter. Robin Williams
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven. Robin Williams
We've had cloning in the south for years. It's called cousins. Robin Williams
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. Robin Williams
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. Robin Williams
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
I love running cross-country...on a track, I feel like a hamster. Robin Williams
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in. Robin Williams
The hurricanes have been getting bigger and bigger. And they usually give them names that don't really inspire fear. Robin Williams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearrange the furniture. Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams
Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary. Robin Williams
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma. Robin Williams
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. Robin Williams