Roseanne Barr Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old roseanne barr quotes, roseanne barr sayings, and roseanne barr proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.     

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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I know how to do anything I'm a mom.     

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The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I've done my job.     

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.     

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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Excuse the mess, but we live here.     

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.     

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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.     

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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.     

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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.     

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.     

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TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.     

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You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.     

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Once you get away from wanting to get paid, you can actually say some true things     

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.     

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Half the world's starving, the other half is trying to lose weight.     

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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.     

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.     

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.     

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Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.     

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Being nuts is its own reward.     

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