Roseanne Barr Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Roseanne Barr quotes, Roseanne Barr sayings, and Roseanne Barr proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything I'm a mom. Roseanne Barr
The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
Excuse the mess, but we live here. Roseanne Barr
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. Roseanne Barr
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. Roseanne Barr
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer. Roseanne Barr
TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics. Roseanne Barr
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right. Roseanne Barr
Once you get away from wanting to get paid, you can actually say some true things Roseanne Barr
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr
Half the world's starving, the other half is trying to lose weight. Roseanne Barr
Women are cursed, and men are the proof. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem. Roseanne Barr
Men can read maps better than women cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. Roseanne Barr
Cherokee princess, I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as princesses among Native people. Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. Roseanne Barr
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr