Sam Levenson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old sam levenson quotes, sam levenson sayings, and sam levenson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Do not watch the clock. Do what it does. Keep going.     

Sam Levenson

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.     

Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.     

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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.     

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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother     

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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.     

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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.     

Sam Levenson

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.     

Sam Levenson

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.     

Sam Levenson

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.     

Sam Levenson

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.     

Sam Levenson

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.     

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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.     

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Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.     

Sam Levenson

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.     

Sam Levenson

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep Going.     

Sam Levenson

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.     

Sam Levenson

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.     

Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.     

Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.     

Sam Levenson

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.     

Sam Levenson

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.     

Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.     

Sam Levenson

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.     

Sam Levenson

Don't watch the clock. Do what it does. Keep going.     

Sam Levenson

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.     

Sam Levenson

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.     

Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.     

Sam Levenson

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.     

Sam Levenson

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.     

Sam Levenson