Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Samuel Butler quotes, Samuel Butler sayings, and Samuel Butler proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is die at once.Samuel Butler
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Be virtuous and you will be vicious.Samuel Butler
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People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.Samuel Butler
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A degenerate nobleman, or one that is proud of his birth, is like a turnip: there is nothing good of him but that which is underground.Samuel Butler
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To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.Samuel Butler
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.Samuel Butler
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.Samuel Butler
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The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.Samuel Butler
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People are always in good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.Samuel Butler
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Always eat grapes downwards - that is, always eat the best grape first; in this way there will be none better left on the bunch, and each grape will seem good down to the last.Samuel Butler
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People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.Samuel Butler
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Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.Samuel Butler
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Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day.Samuel Butler
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The day runs through me as water through a sieve.Samuel Butler
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The course of true anything never does run smooth.Samuel Butler
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Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.Samuel Butler
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It is tact that is golden, not silence.Samuel Butler
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Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderate use rather than total abstinence.Samuel Butler
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A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.Samuel Butler
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Though analogy is often misleading, it is the least misleading thing we have.Samuel Butler
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If life is an illusion, then so is death - the greatest of all illusions. If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.Samuel Butler
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Chief of domestic knights and errant, / Either for cartel or for warrant; / Great on the bench, great in the saddle, / That could as well bind o'er, as swaddle; / Mighty he was at both of these, / And styl'd of war, as well as peace.Samuel Butler
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. Samuel Butler
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Flying. Whatever any other organism has been able to do man should surely be able to do also, though he may go a different way about it.Samuel Butler
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It is an unconscious liar that is the greatest liar.Samuel Butler
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.Samuel Butler
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It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.Samuel Butler
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Life is like music. It must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.Samuel Butler
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All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.Samuel Butler
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A man's friendships are invalidated by his marriage, but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.Samuel Butler