Scott Adams Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old scott adams quotes, scott adams sayings, and scott adams proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.     

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?     

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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.     

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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.     

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Dogbert: Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane.     

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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.     

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.     

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.     

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.     

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Don't assume you know how much potential you have. Sometimes the only way to know what you can do is to test yourself.     

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Losers have goals. Winners have systems.     

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.     

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Design is knowing which ones to keep.     

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You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.     

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.     

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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.     

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A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.     

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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.     

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Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement.     

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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.     

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Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.     

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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.     

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Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.     

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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.     

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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.     

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We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.     

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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.     

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Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.      

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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.     

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Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.     

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