Scott Adams Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Scott Adams quotes, Scott Adams sayings, and Scott Adams proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. Scott Adams
One of the most important tricks for maximizing your productivity involves matching your mental state to the task. Scott Adams
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Scott Adams
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Scott Adams
No matter how many times I visit this great city, I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab. Scott Adams
By definition, risk takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out. Scott Adams
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Scott Adams
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams
A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract. Scott Adams
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet. Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. Scott Adams
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams
Normal people believe that if ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Scott Adams
“There’s a fine line between participation and mockery" Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Design is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams