Steve Martin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old steve martin quotes, steve martin sayings, and steve martin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.     

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.     

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Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.     

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Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.     

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.     

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.     

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Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.     

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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.     

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Love is a promise delivered already broken.     

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.     

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With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.     

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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.     

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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke     

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Relationships end, but they don't end your life.     

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You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.     

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.     

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.      

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.     

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When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.     

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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.     

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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.     

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I will do anything to look like him - except, of course, exercise or eat right.     

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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.     

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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer. And the joy of writing, when you're writing from your subconscious, is beautiful - it's thrilling. When you're editing, which is your conscious mind, it's like torture.     

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It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched.     

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