Tina Fey Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tina fey quotes, tina fey sayings, and tina fey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Do your thing and don't care if they like it.     

Tina Fey

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say scientists' I meant Irish people.     

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You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.     

Tina Fey

I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.     

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Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.     

Tina Fey

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty which is, who cares?     

Tina Fey

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.     

Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.     

Tina Fey

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.     

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Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions. Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.     

Tina Fey

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40.     

Tina Fey

You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.     

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Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.     

Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.     

Tina Fey

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.     

Tina Fey

Say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.     

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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.     

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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist.     

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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.     

Tina Fey

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.     

Tina Fey