Will Ferrell Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old will ferrell quotes, will ferrell sayings, and will ferrell proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Immature is aword boring people use to describe fun people.     

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I make up a new dance move. It's called the “move on with your life".     

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.     

Will Ferrell

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.     

Will Ferrell

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.     

Will Ferrell

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.     

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.     

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At a nerd wedding, they don't say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and condition.     

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.     

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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to go straight.     

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Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.     

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I think with the success of, like, every summer there has been a couple R-rated comedies that have done so well; I think it is so nice to see that people are turning out to see these movies, and it doesn't seem to be as big a stigma with the studios anymore.     

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.     

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So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself.     

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Retiring and sailing around the world on my boat. We are living the dream.     

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.     

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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.     

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