Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Will Rogers quotes, Will Rogers sayings, and Will Rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. Will Rogers
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell. Will Rogers
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
Never let yesterday use up too much of today. Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy. Will Rogers
Man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Will Rogers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Something that seems funny when it happens to someone else, may not seem so funny when it happens to us. Will Rogers
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. Will Rogers
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. Will Rogers
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. Will Rogers
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. Will Rogers
Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don't want to impress people that they don't like. Will Rogers
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb. Will Rogers