Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old will rogers quotes, will rogers sayings, and will rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.     

Will Rogers

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.     

Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.     

Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.     

Will Rogers

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.     

Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.     

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.     

Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.     

Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.     

Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.     

Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.     

Will Rogers

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.     

Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.     

Will Rogers

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.     

Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.     

Will Rogers

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.     

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.     

Will Rogers

I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.     

Will Rogers

Man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.     

Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.     

Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.     

Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.     

Will Rogers

Something that seems funny when it happens to someone else, may not seem so funny when it happens to us.     

Will Rogers

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.     

Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.     

Will Rogers

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.     

Will Rogers

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.     

Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.     

Will Rogers

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.     

Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.     

Will Rogers