Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old will rogers quotes, will rogers sayings, and will rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don't want to impress people that they don't like.     

Will Rogers

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.     

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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.     

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.     

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.     

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.     

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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.     

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.     

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.     

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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.     

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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.     

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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold     

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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.     

Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.     

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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. They can't ask their patients what is the matter - they've got to just know.     

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The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.     

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One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.     

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There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.     

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Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.     

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.     

Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.     

Will Rogers

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.     

Will Rogers

In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know     

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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.     

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A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.     

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Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.     

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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.     

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When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.     

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.     

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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.     

Will Rogers