Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old will rogers quotes, will rogers sayings, and will rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.     

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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.     

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Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.     

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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.     

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.     

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.     

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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.     

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.     

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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.     

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.     

Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.     

Will Rogers

We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot.     

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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Will Rogers     

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.     

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A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.     

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Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it     

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.     

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.     

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Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion     

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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.     

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If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?     

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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.     

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep..     

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You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.     

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.     

Will Rogers