Zsa Zsa Gabor Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old zsa zsa gabor quotes, zsa zsa gabor sayings, and zsa zsa gabor proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.     

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.     

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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.     

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.     

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He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.     

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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.     

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.     

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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.     

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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.     

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He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.     

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.     

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.     

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Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.     

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A man is incomplete until he's married. After that, he's finished.     

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Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.     

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Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.     

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