Bartender Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bartender quotes, bartender sayings, and bartender proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
A professional bartender is someone who can do his or her best work when he or she doesn't feel like it.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.