Bath Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bath quotes, bath sayings, and bath proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.     

Ernie Pyle

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.     

Sylvia Plath

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.     

Anthony Burgess

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.     

Henry Beard

You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.     

Neil Simon

I love a warm bath at the end of a day.     

Cynthia Nixon

A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid and flagrant a consolation for the rigours, the austerities, the renunciations of the day.     

Rose Macaulay

I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It's a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running overtime.     

Kylie Minogue

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body     

Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.     

Mark Twain

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.     

Ambrose Bierce

You cannot wash the feet of a dirty world if you refuse to touch it     

Erwin McManus

As we wash our body so we should wash destiny, change life as we change clothes.     

Fernando Pessoa

I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.     

Emilia Clarke

I don't know what it is about the shower that generates creative thoughts. Maybe it's the hot water. Maybe it's being unencumbered even by the restriction of clothing.     

Lyle Lovett

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.     

Elizabeth Jane Howard

Baths, she thought, were just like her relationships, all "ooh, ah" in the beginning and then suddenly, without warning, she had to get out, out, out!     

Liane Moriarty

A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.     

Curt Siodmak

Sprinkling drops of lavender and clary-sage oil into a bath is a totally simple yet complex pleasure.     

Isabel Gillies

Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day.     

Kristin Scott Thomas

Meditate and bath in the light of eternity. Nothing else is worthwhile.      

Frederick Lenz

A long, hot bath is a real treat. But from a 'green' point of view, that's probably what it should be: an occasional treat.     

Sheherazade Goldsmith

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.     

Dodie Smith

People who wash much have a high mind about it, and talk down to those who wash little.     

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dip him in the river who loves water.     

William Blake

It seemed silly to wash one day when I would only have to wash again the next. It made me tired just to think of it.     

Sylvia Plath

I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me.     

Veronica Roth

I take three showers a day. I don’t need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I’m a five-minute guy.     

Rodney Harrison

Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.     

Nolan Bushnell

Yes, I still take my baths all day long. They're meditative. I have three a day.     

Tom Ford