Bathroom Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bathroom quotes, bathroom sayings, and bathroom proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.     

Winston Churchill

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.     

Dov Davidoff

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.     

Noah Scalin

Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.     

Doug Wilson

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.     

Margaret Mead

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women     

Leah Remini

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.     

Mason Cooley

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.     

Megan Fox

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.     

Nico Muhly

Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys' bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing.     

Carly Aquilino