Blanket Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old blanket quotes, blanket sayings, and blanket proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


A blanket attempt to avoid mistakes is the biggest mistake of all.     

Steve McConnell

The best security blanket a child can have is parents who respect each other.     

Jan Blaustone

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.     

Nicole McKay

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.     

Nicole McKay

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.     

Nicole McKay

Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?     

Amy Riekhof

Normal, in our house, is like a blanket too short for a bed--sometimes it covers you just fine, and other times it leaves you cold and shaking; and worst of all, you never know which of the two it's going to be.     

Jodi Picoult

Christmas is a blanket that warms our cold hearts.     

Toni Sorenson

Kindness is like a warm blanket of snow, softly covering and gently touching the heart.     

Heather Wolf

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!     

Nicole McKay