Bubblegum Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bubblegum quotes, bubblegum sayings, and bubblegum proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If you like your sticky sweet, the strains that go by 'Bubblegum" will get your taste buds skanking. Besides the flavor it's also a lot like chewing gum in that you'll often find it covertly stuck undersides of desks and chairs. Craig Lee
Lizzy has been saving all her bubblegum, today she will give it a go / She's decided that whatever happens, a bubble she will blow. Kim Green
It wasn't the bubble gum itself that I loved, as much as it was blowing bubbles with bubble gum. I'd throw an entire pack of gum in my mouth and chew away like a baseball player until the wad was soft enough to start blowing bubbles, and then I'd start blowing the biggest bubbles I could make. Susan Baroncini-Moe
Bubblegum connotes three essential things: flavor, repetition, and cheap entertainment. Brett Ermilio
Sure, he chewed gum, but not bubble gum; he always found it went sort of dry after about ten minutes of chewing. No, he preferred straight chewing gum, the mintier, the better. Lauren Child
Nobody should have to endure all she'd had at the hands of her family or be subjected to such manipulations as she'd been the recipient of for the past week, and this vile-looking, disgusting wad of bubblegum symbolically summed up her disgusted ire. Kathryn L.M. Reynolds
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. Hank Ketcham
Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes. John Mason Brown
Chewing gum actually lowers your cortisol levels, the hormone responsible for stress. But chewing gum doesn't just reduce stress, it also makes you more alert and improves your performance in memory-oriented tasks. It does so by increasing the blood flow to your brain and alerting your senses. Travis Bradberry
Love is like bubble gum. At first it tastes better than anything you could ever imagine, but after a while it starts loosing it's flavor. Undecided
Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine. Tabatha Coffey
Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. Mary Schmich
It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. Jerry Springer
The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher. Mason Cooley
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright
For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going. Brie Larson
Chewing gum as we know it was the brainchild of Tomas Adams, a New Yorker whose meeting with an exiled ex-president of Mexico, one Antonio Lopez de Sta Anna, led to him learning of chicle gum, a popular substance found in sapodilla trees that Central Americans love to chew. Harry Oliver
Bubble gum is exceptionally fine, because it is bright pink and you can blow bubbles with it— which color and which action immediately sets the blower apart from the animal kingdom. Tim Richardson
I hate the way the flavor of chewing gum goes away, leaving you with a ghost of a sweet, a limp husk that lingers in the mouth, bereft of taste and even of sugar, unswallowable and difficult to dispose of without causing misery to others— gum removal from a public area is a growth industry. Tim Richardson
Cracking gum, smacking it, or chomping away in a mechanical rhythm can be disturbing or distracting to many people, especially in close quarters. In public, chew gums discretely and dispose of it in a waste receptacle— never on the ground. Emily Post
Young people must understand that watching someone chew gum is, as older generations say, 'like watching a cow chew its cud.' Emily Post
Despite the tremendous popularity that gum has enjoyed, many view the chewing habit negatively and as a poor reflection of U.S. culture. Emily Post
It's recommended that you chew the gum until it loses most of its flavoring, or chew a sugarless brand. The sugar in the gum makes it harder to blow big bubbles because it doesn't stretch well. Meghan McCarthy
Studies have shown that chewing gum actually helps people concentrate. Meghan McCarthy
Chewing sugarless gum can prevent tooth decay (increasing saliva gets rid of that nasty bacteria, and xylitol found in gum is thought to actually heal cavities). Meghan McCarthy
Bubble gum bases contain higher level of elasticity which gives it the ability to blow bubbles. Deborah Silver
Writing a book is like sliding down a rainbow! Marketing it is like trudging through a field of chewed bubble gum on a hot, sticky day. Bette Dravis
We can walk and chew gum at the same time. Yes, the American people want us to legislate, they want us to insist on furthering their set of values, but they also want us to resist and exercise our oversight powers. Ilhan Omar