Calendar Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old calendar quotes, calendar sayings, and calendar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.     

H. G. Wells

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar.     

D. H. Lawrence

Calendars and clocks exist to measure time, but that signifies little because we all know that an hour can seem as eternity or pass in a flash, according to how we spend it.     

Michael Ende

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.     

Marilyn Monroe

More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all other causes combined.     

Brooks

Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.     

John Glenn

My death will not be penciled in on someone's calendar.     

Richelle Mead

Death keeps no calendar.     

George Herbert

Stop walking with a ‘calendar’. It’s capable of ruining your fate, by showing you the date & limiting your courage, by reminding you of your age.     

Sujit Lalwani

There is no crime in the cynical American calendar more humiliating than to be a sucker.     

Max Lerner

The battle for our hearts is fought on the pages of our calendar.     

Bob Goff

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it.     

Susie Bright

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.     

Oscar Wilde

The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician's point of view.     

Roger Bacon

There is nothing so intractable as a calendar.     

Margery Sharp

No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.     

Mac Thornberry

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises.     

Paul Scott

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.     

Charles Richards

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.     

Charles Kettering

Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.     

Mae West

The calendar has a magic that makes us imagine a memory can be resurrected and revived, but nothing returns.     

Naguib Mahfouz

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason.     

Tom Coughlin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.     

Og Mandino