Candy Sayings and Quotes

For those with a sweet tooth, nothing hits the spot like our favorite treats. Maybe it’s bonbons, candy bars, or licorice —everyone has their candy of choice. Grab your favorites and savor the collection of wise and humorous quotes about candy below.


I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going.     

Nick Cannon

My guilty pleasure is definitely candy! Skittles are my favorite.     

Sara Sampaio

If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat.     

Ben Bernanke

There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.     

Dylan Lauren

I always saw candy as art.     

Dylan Lauren

I think people always want candy, whether you're a kid or an adult.     

Dylan Lauren

I could not be arm candy to a hero.     

Pooja Bhatt

You're never too old to be for free candy.     

Kathy Debiec

Don't be eye candy, be soul food.     

Truida Genis

The sweet taste of candy calms my soul.     

Cresila Pinero

Keep calm and love candy.     

Handy Shandy

If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy.     

Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Where there is chocolate there is hope.     

Marge Howe Wagner

When no understands you chocolate is there.     

Sadiya Hafisi

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.     

Rebecca Gober

Candy bar nostalgia puts us all on the same page.     

Bee Wilson

Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely...and stories spill out.     

Jun Mochizuki

He took that candy bar from his back pocket, and he gave that dying soldier his chocolate.     

Joe Guillotin

As we long for sure recruits, candy with sugar our choice fruits.     

Henry Vaughan

Out of mush-mushy candy floss romances which only led to shattering of the heart into infinite pieces.     

Nikhil Parekh

I run to meet her like a kid with a dollar to the corner candy.     

Candy Kisses

Here lies the powder and perfume, the pretty clothes are scattered 'round the rock, and it's so like candy.     

Elvis Costello

You're like candy, the world sweetest friend, you taste better now than you did back then.     

Jessie Hill

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.     

Miranda Ingram

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.     

Ben Strohecker

Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension.     

Peter Rogers

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.     

Michael Levine

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.     

Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.     

Baron Justus Von Liebig

Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food--it is therapy.     

Christelle Le Ru

Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne.     

Daniel Worona

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.     

Rachel Vincent

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.     

Jason Love

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.     

Terri Guillemets

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.     

Ogden Nash

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn't hurt!     

Charles Schulz

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.     

Jason Love

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.     

Judith Olney

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.     

Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.     

Dylan Lauren

Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.     

Jose Andres Puerta

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.     

Jane Smiley

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.     

Ronald Reagan

There's nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.     

Betty MacDonald

The library is like a candy store where everything is free.     

Jamie Ford

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.     

Judith Olney

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.     

Emily Luchetti

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.     

Jason Love

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.     

Lewis Black

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.     

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A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.     

Demetri Martin

Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.     

Rhoda

Life is short. Eat dessert first.     

Jacques Torres

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.     

Jane Curtin

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.     

William Powell

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.     

Heywood Broun

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.     

Sandra Boynton

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.     

Don Kardong

If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.     

Mark Friedman

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.     

Johann G. Hamann

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!     

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One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.     

Iris Murdoch

Seize the moment . Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.     

Erma Bombeck

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.     

Judith Viorst