Chubby Sayings and Quotes

Some of us weren’t born with thin and svelte physiques. Everyone has their own insecurities about their bodies, but having a little extra junk in your trunk isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes about being chubby.

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.     

George R. R. Martin

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!     

Garth Brooks

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.     

Dolly Parton

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.     

Mignon McLaughlin

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.     

Mindy Kaling

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.     

Jesse Ventura

To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look.     

Katie Hopkins

You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.     

Susan Powter

Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.     

Jim Croce

You can be fat and still be sexy. It all depends on how you feel about yourself.     

Elizabeth Taylor

Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.     

Gloria Steinem

Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world.     

Jillian Michaels

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.     

Anthony Horowitz

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.     

Kingsley Amis

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.     

Luciano Pavarotti

When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.     

Hilary Mantel

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.     

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

To lose confidence in one's body is to lose confidence in oneself.     

Simone De Beauvoir

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.     

Gwyneth Paltrow

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.     

Jackie Gleason

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.     

Kevin Smith

If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.     

Stone Cold Steve Austin

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.     

Jack Lalanne

A diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently.     

Tamra Davis

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.     

Mimi Pond

A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin.     

Benny Bellamacina

He who makes fun of a short and fat man's weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.     

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.     

St. Jerome

Fat people who want to reduce should take their exercise on an empty stomach and sit down to their food out of breath. Thin people who want to get fat should do exactly the opposite and never take exercise on an empty stomach.     


Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.     

Susie Orbach

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.     

David Perlmutter

Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity.     

Joel Fuhrman

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.     

Josh Peck

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.