Clean House Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old clean house quotes, clean house sayings, and clean house proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.     

Marcelene Cox

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.     

Phyllis Diller

A clean house will result in peace in the Middle East as well.     

Melina Marchetta

The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment.     

Marie Kondo

When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills.     

Sue Grafton

The poet is at the disposal of the night. His role is humble, he must clean house and await its due visitation.     

Jean Cocteau

They cooked and washed dishes and scrubbed and mopped and dusted and wiped and cleaned the apartment from crack to crevice back to crack.     

Matthew Aaron Goodman

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.     

Erma Bombeck

We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do.     

Marina Abramovic

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.     

Quentin Crisp

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.     

Laurence J. Peter

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.     

Evan Esar

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.     

Katharine Whitehorn

More important than a clean house is a close family.     

Ann Voskamp

We learn the process of emptying out, cleaning house, both within and without.     

Brenda Shoshanna