Crazy People Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old crazy people quotes, crazy people sayings, and crazy people proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?     

Ursula K. Leguin

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.     

Gordon R. Dickson

I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.     

Frank Zappa

We are all born mad. Some remain so.     

Samuel Beckett

Great wits are sure to madness near allied; And thin partitions do their bonds divide.     

John Dryden

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of the week.     

William Dement

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?     

Albert Einstein

Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.     

Haruki Murakami

Sane is boring.     

R.A. Salvatore

Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts.     

Jake Gyllenhaal

I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.     

John Lydon

Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter; they're considered crazy people or something.     

Michaela Watkins

If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.     

Bo Bennett

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.     

William Butler Yeats

Don't expect to see positive changes in your life if you surround yourself with negative people.     

Zahid Abas

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.     

Steve Jobs

Dogbert: Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane.     

Scott Adams

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.     

Marcus Aurelius

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.     

Ambrose Bierce

Some may never live, but the crazy never die     

Hunter S. Thompson

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.     

Hunter S. Thompson

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.     

Robert Anton Wilson

Religion makes themcrazy. Not a woman I ever met wasn't crazy with religion.     

Orson Scott

Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.     

Mark Twain

People that have had genuine abduction experiences that I've met that seem very genuine to me, but they're just confused about why it happened. I've met a lot of people like which I regard as being very genuine... but there's a lot of crazy people out there     

Dave Davies

The country makes me more paranoid, you know? I think the crazy people out there are little crazier.     

Jean-Michel Basquiat

Everybody is pathological to a certain degree... the more so the elevated his standing... only myth and cliche have that a person must be either sane or crazy.     

Paul Julius M_bius

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you crazy because they are lazy.     

Israelmore Ayivor

Crazy people are not crazy if one accepts their reasoning.     

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I think 'crazy' is a compliment. I think you make money with people who are crazy.     

Fred Wilson