Dentist Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old dentist quotes, dentist sayings, and dentist proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A good dentist never gets on your nerves.     


Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.     

Ambrose Bierce

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.     

Bill Cosby

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.     

George Bernard Shaw

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.     

Herb Caen

Smiling is fun with healthy teeth & gums.     

Ninad Moon

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.     

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.     

George D. Prentice

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.     

Joseph Barbera

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.     

Johnny Carson

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.     

Phyllis Diller