Dessert Sayings and Quotes

If you have a sweet tooth, no meal is complete without dessert. Whether it’s chocolates, cake or ice cream, dessert is often the most memorable part of the meal because it’s the last thing you remember eating. Indulge with the collection of dessert quotes below.


I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian.     

Bill Watterson

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert.     

Josh Stern

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.     

Emily Luchetti

It's the finale. It's the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal.     

Anne McManus

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.     

Johann Georg Hamann

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.     

Fernando Pessoa

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.     

Lora Brody

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.     

Jason Love

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.     

Leslie Moak Murray

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.     

Joss Whedon

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.     

William Powell

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.     

Terry Moore

Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.     

Vera Nazarian

I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything.     

Gwyneth Paltrow

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.     

Alain Ducasse

Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.     

Beatrice Peltre

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.     

Ernest Hemingway

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.     

B. C. Forbes

Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen,a happily-ever-after to supper.     

Terri Guillemets

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.     

Virginia Woolf

There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts.     

Gail Simmons

Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.     

Linda Sunshine

In Belgium, dessert are no mere baubles. They can seem a little less polished at first, but there is depth to their sparkle. Here, dessert is not some embellishment to a meal; it is the meal, served with due ceremony, with both knife and fork.     

Michael Krondi

that dessert could be a great deal more than merely a pleasant ending to a meal, a frilly encore played after the weighty symphony was done.     

Michael Krondi

While the liking for sweetness is undoubtedly evolutionary in origin, dessert is purely cultural phenomenon.     

Michael Krondi

From a biological standpoint, dessert is frivolous, unnecessary, and even harmful in excess, yet that's precisely why it's interesting.     

Michael Krondi

The writer of the 1662 Lescole Parfaite, made the point that the fruit course was commonly called dessert.     

Michael Krondi

Unlike salty foods which spark the appetite, sweet flavors tend to shut it down. Thus in much of the world, dessert assumed its place at the end of the meal, when we're not still actually hungry but may want ' a little something' to cap things off.     

Richard Sax

The desserts we just ate— they embody the quality of lightness, gentleness, sweetness, and comfort— moral qualities because when you decide whether or not to have these things in your life, you make a moral choice.     

Mary Gaitskill

The best part of dinner is the dessert, and it usually arrives when you can't eat anymore.     

Sue Ellen Cooper

Dessert is an opportunity to make something beautiful as well as delicious.      

Roland Mesnier

If the United States has a national dessert, it is ice cream.     

Roland Mesnier

Nothing finishes a dessert as simply and richly as sweetened, perfectly whipped cream. It is almost a dessert all by itself.     

Roland Mesnier

One of the most important courses in any meal is the dessert. And, like the final act in a good play, is long remembered with pleasure.     

Duncan Hines

This isn't life or death—it's dessert!— so please, try ro relax and have a good time.     

Beth Lipton

Desserts are the sweet threads of the warp and weft of our lives.     

Nicolette M. Dumke

Without desserts, we miss more than food; we miss being a part of special events.     

Nicolette M. Dumke

Dessert is one of the simple pleasures of life which have sustained people during difficult times.     

Nicolette M. Dumke

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate— that's my philosophy.     

Thornton Wilder

Make your life a moveable feast. Eat dessert in a car.     

Evelyn Loeb

With the fork in my hand I will be thinking about what to do next, and the texture and flavor of the desert, together with the pleasure of eating it, will be lost.     

Thich Nhat Hanh

Marriage is a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.     

Jose Ferrer (Moulin Rouge)

The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had another for dessert.     

Willie Nelson

Remember, a hearty laugh burns calories, and since it's hard to laugh and eat dessert at the same time, you're sure to lose some weight eventually.     

Martha Bolton

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.     

Ernestine Ulmer

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts.     

Beverly Sills

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.     

Don Kardong

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.     

Erica Bauermeister

But I, when I undress me / Each night, upon my knees / Will ask the Lord to bless me / With apple-pie and cheese.     

Eugene Field

Dessert is a necessity of life.     

Adrienne Posey

The willingness and ability to live fully in the now eludes many people. While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.     

Wayne Dyer

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.     

Charles M. Schulz