Dessert Sayings and Quotes

If you have a sweet tooth, no meal is complete without dessert. Whether it’s chocolates, cake or ice cream, dessert is often the most memorable part of the meal because it’s the last thing you remember eating. Indulge with the collection of dessert quotes below.


I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian.     

Bill Watterson

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert.     

Josh Stern

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.     

Emily Luchetti

It's the finale. It's the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal.     

Anne McManus

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.     

Johann Georg Hamann

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.     

Fernando Pessoa

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.     

Lora Brody

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.     

Jason Love

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.     

Leslie Moak Murray

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.     

Joss Whedon

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.     

William Powell

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.     

Terry Moore

Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.     

Vera Nazarian

I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything.     

Gwyneth Paltrow

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.     

Alain Ducasse

Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.     

Beatrice Peltre

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.     

Ernest Hemingway

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.     

B. C. Forbes

Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen,a happily-ever-after to supper.     

Terri Guillemets

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.     

Virginia Woolf

There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts.     

Gail Simmons

Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.     

Linda Sunshine