Drinking Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old drinking quotes, drinking sayings, and drinking proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.     

W.C. Fields

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.     

Frantois Rabelais

You cant buy HAPPINESS, but you can buy BEER. And that's pretty much the same thing!     


BEER doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, walls…     


Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.     

G.K. Chesterton

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.     

Terry Goodkind

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.     

Henny Youngman

Good people drink good beer.     

Hunter S. Thompson

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.     

Bette Davis

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.     

Rodney Dangerfield

To good eating belongs good drinking.      

German Proverb

Water is the only drink for a wise man.     

Henry David Thoreau

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.     

William Shakespeare

Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.     

Jack Kerouac

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.     

Mark Twain

A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.     

Winston S. Churchill