Fat Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old fat quotes, fat sayings, and fat proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person.     

Zig Ziglar

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.     

George R.R. Martin

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.     

David Perlmutter

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.     

Camryn Manheim

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.     

Jesse Ventura

Fat and fitness can go together, ... It depends on other factors.     

Liz Applegate

Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity.     

Joel Fuhrman

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting.     

Ben Shapiro

It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat.     

Suzanne Somers

When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.     

Hilary Mantel

You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself.     

Elizabeth Taylor

You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.     

Susan Powter

Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.     

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust".     

George Orwell

She's a big, fat woman star, and all big, fat women stars have a tough time with men.     

Sandra Bullock

Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus needlessly increases the pumping load that the heart must sustain.     

Gene Tunney

Fat chance. In my estimation he is not going to be released anytime soon because there is a dead baby that's charred. If they want to give someone a chance, it's not going to be someone who burned a baby.     

Denue Quotes

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.     

George Orwell

I was fat, and that was awful because when you're young and sensitive, you think the world is over because you're fat.     

Maeve Binchy

Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.     

Ricki Lake

Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat.     

David Perlmutter

My fat never made me less money.     

Dolly Parton

Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim.     

Susie Orbach

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.     

Clement Freud

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened.     

Bruce Springsteen

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.     

Cyril Connolly

A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.     

Norman Reilly Raine

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.     

Susie Orbach

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.     

Kingsley Amis

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.     

Jackie Gleason