Friday Sayings and Quotes

Friday is the most heralded and beloved day of the week for workers. It offers the promise of the weekend and the opportunity to reset and recharge your batteries. If you’re always working for the weekend, check out the collection of humorous Friday quotes below.

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom.      

Lauren Oliver

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.      

James Johnson

For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it's where government officials dump stories they want to bury.     

John Sununu

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.      

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.      


There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone—many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF —'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.      

Richard Nelson Bolles

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.      

Richard Nelson Bolles

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check.      

Byron Pulsifer

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.      

Noel Coward

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.      


Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.     


I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. Welcome back weekend.      


Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.      


Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, It's you.      


It's always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over..      

Kai Sinclair

Things people say: It's Friday! Things self-employed people say: It's Friday?     


Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.     


If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.     


My boss yelled at me yesterday 'It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?' I said, 'Probably that it's Friday?'      


I'm so sad it's Friday. I wish it was Monday already' said No one in history, ever.     


I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.      


Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.     

Dr. Seuss

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.     

Ogden Nash

Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?