Funny Baby Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny baby quotes, funny baby sayings, and funny baby proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A baby's cry is precisely as serious as it sounds.     

Jean Liedloff

A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.     

Barbara Christine Seifert

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.     

Charles Dickens

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.     

Mark Twain

Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me.     

Maria Jose Ovalle

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'.     

Bruce Lansky

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.     

Anne Lamott

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.     

Carol Burnett

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.     

Charles Osgood

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.     

Nuno Bettencourt

A baby is a wishing well. Everyone puts their hopes, their fears, their pasts, their two cents in.     

Elizabeth Bard

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.     

Johnny Depp