Funny Beer Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny beer quotes, funny beer sayings, and funny beer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.     

Adolphus Busch

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.     

Gerard Way

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, I love you. Girl asks is it you or the beer talking?. Boy replies, Its me. Talking to my beer.     


If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.     

Jack Handy

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.     

Don Marquis

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.     

Thomas Jefferson

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow.     

Marcus Tullius Cicero