Funny Car Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny car quotes, funny car sayings, and funny car proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window.     

Albert Einstein

A car for every purse and purpose.     

Alfred P. Sloan

Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.     

Diane Johnson

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.     

Evan Davis

Don't get your fuel from the same place your car does     

Michael Pollan