Funny Dance Sayings and Quotes

It doesn’t matter if you have two left feet or are lacking in the rhythm department. The point of dancing is to get out there and do it, regardless of what others think. Dance like no one is watching with the collection of humorous and funny dance quotes below.

Those who can't dance say the music is no good.     

Jamaican Proverb

He who cannot dance says the stage is not ready     

Tamil proverb

Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them.     


Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.     

Ginger Rogers

No one dances sober, unless he is insane.     


Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate.     


There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.     

Vicki Baum

There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.     

Edwin Denby

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.     

Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.     

George Bernard Shaw

When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys.     

Ray Romano

When people start dancing, they dance like they don't know they are doing it.      

Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan

Dance like nobody's looking.     

Mark Twain

Dance like no one is watching... Because they are not... They are checking their phone.     


Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.     

Christopher Morley

Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water!     

Mad Magazine

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.     

Japanese Proverb

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order.     

Samuel Beckett

Dance enables you to find yourself and lose yourself at the same time.     


Toe dancing is a dandy attention getter, second only to screaming.     

Agnes deMille

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words. It has to be danced.      

Paige Arden

Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.     

Twyla Tharp

Break dance not bones.     


Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers!     


Dance music is like a virus: it has affected so many different genres.     


Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter.     

Louis Horst

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.     

James Brown

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.     

Dave Barry