Funny Good Morning Sayings and Quotes

Some folks are productive early risers, and thrive getting things done at the crack of dawn. Then there’s the rest of us. Check out the collection of funny good morning quotes below when you can’t keep yourself from repeatedly hitting snooze.

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.      

Glen Cook

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.     

Rachel Caine

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.     

Ursula Le Guin

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.     

Tony Smite

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.     

Catherynne Valente

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.     

Robert Orben

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.     

Harvey Mackay

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.     

Winston Churchill

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.     

Jim Davis

I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.     

Suburban Men

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.     

Konrad Lorenz

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.     

Jim Davis

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.     


Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says 'Good joke.' Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.     

Gehenna Toss

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.     

Punit Ghadge

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?     

J.R.R. Tolkien

Good morning, this is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a miraculous day.     

Wayne Dyer

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.     

Punit Ghadge