Funny Goodbye Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny goodbye quotes, funny goodbye sayings, and funny goodbye proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".     

Richard Simmons

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.     

Helen Rowland

It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.     


Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away     


90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.