Funny Horse Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny horse quotes, funny horse sayings, and funny horse proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.     

Henny Youngman

One reason why birds and horses are happy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.     

Dale Carnegie

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.     

W.C Fields

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says why the long face?. The horse replies: I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law.     

Bill Bailey

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!     

Henny Youngman