Funny Monday Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny monday quotes, funny monday sayings, and funny monday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Give me a treat, or leave me alone. It's Monday     


Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.     

Jarod Kintz

What we do on Sunday absolutely doesn't matter unless it meets us on Monday. Changes us on Monday. Transforms us on Monday.     

Judah Smith

Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.     

Michael Ely

Every Monday morning is new hope.     

Maira Kalman

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.     

Art Rooney

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.     

Steven Wright

Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.     

Rolland Mars

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.     

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!     

David Dweck

What about Monday- That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.     

Kevin Dalton

Don't let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.     

Andrea L'Artiste

Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.     

Ernie Els

There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one's own on Monday.     

Thomas Bernhard

It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer worked on Mondays.     

Maggie Stiefvater

Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.     

Louise Fitzhugh

If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.     

Thomas Wayne

Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.     

Gary Moll

Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.     

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.     

Dan Salomon

All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.     

Venus Rivers

Even the best weeks start with monday     

Nice Peter

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.     

H. Allen Smith

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.     

Lisa Mantchev

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.     

Roy Station

There are no miracles on Mondays.     

Amy Neftzger

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.     

John Wagner

On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?     

A.A. Hodge

Work in a way that you look forward to Monday mornings     

Swami Parthasarathy

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.     

Ike Barinholtz