Funny Romantic Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny romantic quotes, funny romantic sayings, and funny romantic proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and live with passion. Andy Vogt
I can't help it, I run up to him and put my arms around him. Shocked he pulls away, just a little because my arms are still around him and he lifts my head to look at him and kisses me. Sara Daniell
The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers. James Hauenstein
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan! Leopold Fetchner
If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. Chelsea Peretti
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. Thomas Fuller
Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I’ve never felt momentarily. Kate and Leopold
Come on up here, darlin’. We could use a little sump’m around here besides the smell of lumber. The Notebook
Otis always told me love is a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump. Kate and Leopold
Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time. Alex and Emma
It doesn’t matter who, when, or where…you can always use a hug. Hope Floats
I would rather fight with you than make love to anyone else. The Wedding Date
A wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you’ve gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like. The Bachelor
Hearts will never be practical, until they are made unbreakable. The Wizard of Oz
If you’re not willing to sound stupid, you’re not worthy of falling in love. A Lot Like Love
Nice Greek girls who don’t find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
I don’t wanna need you, ‘coz I can’t have you. Bridges of Madison County
The being in love is better than the falling in love. Simply Irresistible
Twas a Funny Little Fellow of the very purest type, for he had a heart as mellow, as an apple over ripe. James Whitcomb Riley
While a maelstrom of unendingly romantic titillation; a world eternally tranquil freedom, was the bedsheet of the miraculously everlasting night. Nikhil Parekh
Too mysterious is too bad; as it imprisons a boundless myriad of explosive emotions deep within the fast diminishing soul. Nikhil Parekh
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. Melanie Clark
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan! Leopold Fetchner
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. Sarah Bernhardt
If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. Chelsea Peretti
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings. David Sedaris
But too romantic is too good; as it makes you feel alive beyond your own self; as it makes you feel alive for the most fulfilling mission for which God sent you upon on planet earth. Nikhil Parekh
She has attained the permanence, she dreamed of, where old stones lie sunning untended stalks blow over her even and swift, like young men running. Louise Bogan
Always in the heart she loved, Others had lived, -- she heard their laughter. She lies where none has lain before, Where certainly none will follow after. Louise Bogan
THERE’S a rare Soul of Poesy which may be But concentrated by the chastened dreams of constant hearts. Charles Harpur
A romantic ruin am I Funny how I catch the eye The vacuum slowly sucks you in. Richard Thompson
I'm sorry I'm less romantic than I am funny It's hard coping with my heart, always kept me running walking. Ice God the Macgyver
Just you and me at a crossroads then Ain't it funny how we were old friends accidentally thrown together did we intend to be the romantic novel you never want to end. Elton John
Baby I'm a hopeless romantic You pick the sounds for the background to our drive into town. Natasha Bedingfield
I want to be romantic But I haven't a chance You've got a sense of humor And humor is death to romance. Ella Fitzgerald
Romantic moves we won't have to score Like you were saying what you really want Ah, it's funny you should ask me now It was all right there in the story I just read I'm hard to break and you still ache. Steve Miller
Stolen moments in the smoky room monday mornings that would come too soon crazy summers that would never end when the time was spent loving you. Elton John
To romantic coastal towns if you want to say I love you then put that toilet seat down. Brad Paisley
I gave her laughter, she wanted diamonds I was romantic, she treated my cruelly Where is the mercy, where is the love? Mick Jagger
It's kinda frantic we all long to be romantic you try to give yourself away. Bob Mould