Funny Running Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny running quotes, funny running sayings, and funny running proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.     

David Lee Roth

I've always felt that long, slow distance produces long, slow runners.     

Sebastian Coe

Run like you stole something.     


Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.     

Victoria Wood

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.     

Robin Williams

I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly.     

Bill Kirby

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.     

Franklin Jones

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.     

Wendy Liebman

Good things come slow - specially in distance running.     

Bill Dellinger

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.     

Milton Berle