Funny Soccer Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny soccer quotes, funny soccer sayings, and funny soccer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Soccer players pretend they're hurt. Hockey players pretend they're not.     


The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.     

Phil Woosnam

Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.