Funny Stress Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny stress quotes, funny stress sayings, and funny stress proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.     


The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time.     

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In times of stress, the best thing we can do for each other is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to be assured that our questions are just as important as our answers.     

Fred Rogers

There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.     

Henry Kissinger

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.     

Sydney J. Harris

Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting of the breath.     

Natalie Goldberg

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.     


Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.     

Lily Tomlin