Funny Summer Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny summer quotes, funny summer sayings, and funny summer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.     

Mark Twain

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.     

Raymond Duncan

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.     

Erma Bombeck

Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.     


Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better