Funny Teacher Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny teacher quotes, funny teacher sayings, and funny teacher proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.     

Louis-Hector Berlioz

A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.     

D. Martin

Sunday is a teacher's day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers.     

Heidi McDonald

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.     


A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.     

Gilbert Highet

A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at.     

John R. Kemble