Garage Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old garage quotes, garage sayings, and garage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.     

Leonard Cohen

The garage is the space for the hacker, the tinkerer, the maker. The garage is not defined by a single field or industry; instead, it is defined by the eclectic interests of its inhabitants. It is a space where intellectual networks converge.     

Steven Johnson

The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage.     

Herbert Hoover

Bulletin boards are sort of the garage bands of cyberspace.     

Mitch Kapor

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.     

Milton Berle

Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.     

Evan Esar

Your body is the garage where you park your soul.      

Wayne Dyer

Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage.     

John Le Carre

I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale.     

Steven Wright

Many of the big changes of the next 25 years will come from unknowns working in their bedrooms and garages.     

Charles Leadbeater

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.     

Billy Sunday

A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage.      

Guy Kawasaki

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.     

Amit Kalantri

Ferrari used to be the car that you kept in your garage, took out to polish and show, and put back into the garage.     

Luca Cordero di Montezemolo

Out there in some garage is an entrepreneur who's forging a bullet with your company's name on it.     

Gary Hamel

The modern idea of home has been well expressed as the place one goes from the garage.     

George Wickersham

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.     

Jenny Lawson

If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.     


This is what entrepreneurship is all about. You start off operating from a garage. And, end up, operating from a car.     

Sharad Vivek Sagar

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.      

Corey Ford

Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage.      

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