Getting High Sayings and Quotes

Some people thrive off natural highs, while others need a boost from substances. No one is perfect and we all struggle with our own vices. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes on getting high.


My drug of choice is love. Sure, I've tried other drugs, but no other drug gets both the dealer and user high from every transaction.     

Jarod Kintz

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.     

Chris Rock

I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.     

Melissa de la Cruz

Be drunk in love and high on life.     

Karen Quan

People don't want other people to get high, because if you get high, you might see the falsity of the fabric of the society we live in.     

Ken Kesey

Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough.     

Kool Moe Dee

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.     

Ricky Williams

I kept getting high to kill my shame at the fact that I kept getting high.     

Jerry Stahl

If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.     

Crystal Woods

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.     

Drake

Don't spend your life getting high on drugs, get high on life.     

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Marijuana enhances our mind in a way that enables us to take a different perspective from 'high up', to see and evaluate our own lives and the lives of others in a privileged way. Maybe this euphoric and elevating feeling of the ability to step outside the box and to look at life’s patterns from this high perspective is the inspiration behind the slang term 'high' itself.     

Sebastian Marincolo

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!     

Habeeb Akande

Flying starts from the ground. The more grounded you are, the higher you fly.     

J.R. Rim

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.     

Bob Marley

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.     

Kurt Vonnegut

I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good!     

Kevin Smith

Everything is better with a bag of weed.     

Stewie Griffin

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.     

Kid Cudi

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.     

Richard Neville

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.     

Kurt Vonnegut

He doesn't want to get high. He wants to avoid the pain of withdrawal. If he doesn't make it through rehab, he'll just go back to heroin and keep using it until it kills him.     

Dick Wolf

How many special people change? / How many lives are living strange? / Where were you while we were getting high?     

Noel Gallagher

If you see me getting mighty if you see me getting high / Knock me down / I'm not bigger than life     

Anthony Kiedis

The two of us are getting high / We don't need drugs 'cause we know how to fly     

James Mcleish Reid

Corrupting in the air / I really need you / You got two play rides / I really love them / My we're getting high / Are we getting high     

Iggy Pop

I'm on a high, I'm on a high / there's nothing more to it / We are the sea and the sky / and the blue that runs through it     

Duncan Sheik

I'm on a high I'm on a high / and there's nothing more to it / I have the sun, it's a star / why should I refuse it     

Duncan Sheik

We were on the low, but you were getting high with me / When it's past 11, that's a different side I see     

Andrew Watt

Getting high off the ground / We're fading away / Lost and not found     

William Frederick

I was gonna clean my room until I got high / I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high / My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?) / Yeah, hey / Cause I got high     

Afroman

I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on, y'all) / (Check it out) / I could have cheated and I could have passed but I got high / I am taking it next semester and I know why (why, man?) / Yeah, hey / Cause I got high     

Afroman

I wasn't gonna run from the cops / But I was high (I'm serious man) / I was gonna pull right over and stop / But I was high / Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why man?) / Cause I got high     

Afroman

Oh, come on, pop. All my friends smoke pot and they're not criminals.     

Ib Melchior

Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke     

Judd Apatow

Well, maybe if pot made them peaceful, we all should take pot.     

Michael Wadleigh

I promised her if I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.     

Marta Kauffman

You beautiful, stupid young man. That is not pot. It's hashish, Moroccan, and the finest.     

Tennessee Williams

Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot? We did that everyday when we were in college. Why don't we go check out a museum or something?     

Eli Roth

We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.     

Denis Leary

Pot balances me out. Pot brings me up. That's I smoke it if I'm going to be drinking.     

Charlie Kaufman

The two drugs contrast in some respects. Alcohol depresses the nervous system; marijuana does not.     

John Charles Chasteen

High doses, the drinker may experience difficulty walking or, famously, pronouncing words, and may black out or even, in extreme cases, die.     

John Charles Chasteen

Scientific research now demonstrates that marijuana is a medical drug, too.     

John Charles Chasteen

Cannabis has always figured in the pharmacopoeias of Europe and China, although these traditional medical uses, such as hemp seed oil in the ear for earache, or cannabis-leaf poultices on a sprain, did not involve getting high.     

John Charles Chasteen

Marijuana or by its botanical name Cannabis sativa, has been cultivated worldwide for centuries.     

Tatiana Shohov

The Cannabis plant, also raised for the production of hemp fiber, is more generally grown and consumed(smoked) for its medicinal and psychoactive effects.     

Tatiana Shohov

Marijuana use was legal under state and federal law, but it was smoked more to achieve intoxication than to relieve medical symptoms.     

Tatiana Shohov

Despite law enforcement's efforts to control its distribution and use, marijuana has over the years acquired a reputation as the most widely used illicit substance in the nation.     

Tatiana Shohov

When a young person starts out with drugs, at first there is curiosity and excitement.     

Edward J. Benavidez

As tolerance to the drug increases, the dose needed for a satisfactory high becomes overwhelming so the expense goes up exponentially.     

Edward J. Benavidez