Getting Married Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old getting married quotes, getting married sayings, and getting married proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.     

Adam Levine

The magic isn't in getting married, it's in staying married.     

Derek Luke

Getting married and settling down isn't the most important thing in my life.     

Liam Neeson

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.     

Iris Murdoch

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.     

Socrates

Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.     

Charles Dickens

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.     

Mark Twain

Getting married isn't going to make your relationship better. It's just a ceremony.     

Rob Lowe

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.     

Nora Ephron

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.     

Virginia Cary Hudson

Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.     

Thomas More

Getting married was a ball. Being married was a nightmare.     

Kid Rock

When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.     

Sarah Mlynowski

Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.     

John Lennon

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.     

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

If I get married, I want to be very married.     

Audrey Hepburn

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.     

James C. Dobson

Make it your goal to create a marriage that feels like the safest place on earth.     

Greg Smalley

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.     

Minnie Pearl

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts.     

Roberta Flack

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.     

Michel de Montaigne

You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you.     

Richard Needham

If you get married, you lose all your benefits. That's insane! We should give people bonuses for getting married, and sending signals and talking about it to the society.     

Sam Brownback

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.     

Lewis Grizzard

Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.     

Katie Ray Blair

I think that, on some level, everybody lives vicariously through couples who are getting married.     

Amy Dickinson

People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.     

Rosamunde Pilcher

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.     

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.     

Maggie Gallagher

I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in my life. And I think having another person that you make such a purposeful bond with has given me the opportunity to see how that can be with all the other aspects of my life.     

Selma Blair