Glasses Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old glasses quotes, glasses sayings, and glasses proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Take out the garbage... true happiness comes from within not from without.     

Ken Poirot

12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter.     

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you had weak eyes, they needed exercises to get strong. Glasses were like crutches. They prevented people with feeble eyes from seeing the world on their own.     

Jeannette Walls

Everybody comes with prejudices, colored glasses on their eyes. Then they see everything colored according to their glasses. Yes, a few people come just like you, unprejudiced, without any idea gathered from yellow jounalism.     


People who wear glasses, without them they always look unfocused, vulnerable. Out in the open. A layer removed.     

Lee Child

You know, anyone who wears glasses, in one sense or another, is a cyborg.     

Evgeny Morozov

Sometimes you've got to put your realistic glasses on and see who you are.     

Will Muschamp

The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man's own eyes when they look upon his own person.     

Alexander Pope

Do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses.     

Charles William Eliot

People have a tendency to see country life through rose-colored glasses.     

P. J. Harvey

Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.     

Virginia Woolf

Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.     

Aaron Hill

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.     

Megan Boyle

Girls with glasses aren't happy being nomads; they need a safe place to put their glasses while they sleep.     

Marissa Walsh

The moon is like a bar, we all fill our glasses the way we can.     

M. F. Moonzajer

When people think about computer science, they imagine people with pocket protectors and thick glasses who code all night.     

Marissa Mayer

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.     

Fred Allen

People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar.     

Ryan Eggold

Putting on a new pair of glasses or sunglasses is a simple way to completely transform your look - just like a new hairstyle.     

Brad Goreski

It never gets old watching someone receive their first pair of glasses and regain their vision and their life.     

Neil Blumenthal

A simple, well-proven surgery can restore sight to millions, and something even simpler, a pair of glasses, can make millions more see.     

Thulasiraj Ravilla

With the right glasses, a girl can conquer the world.     


Life's too short to wear boring glasses.