Haircut Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old haircut quotes, haircut sayings, and haircut proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Beauty isn't worth thinking about. What's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty dollar haircut on a fifty cent head.     

Garrison Keillor

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.     

William Hazlitt

Hair brings one’s self image into focus. It is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.     

Shana Alexander

When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.     

Mark Twain

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.     

Warren Buffett

You're only as good as your last haircut.     

Fran Lebowitz

God is like a barber: don't expect him to give you a haircut, you must first get at his barbershop.     

Anonymous

One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.     

Evelyn Lauder

What we offer is good enough. It's like my haircut: It ain't pretty, but it's good enough.     

Scott Mcnealy

To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.     

Henry Rollins

Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.     

Hubert de Givenchy

The worse the haircut, the better the man.     

John Green

With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.     

Jamie Lee Curtis

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.     

Jim Morrison

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.     

Coco Chanel

My hair had grown out long and shaggy not in that sexy young rock star kind of way but in that time to take rover to the groomer kind of way.     

Jim Butcher