Happy Hour Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old happy hour quotes, happy hour sayings, and happy hour proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Just adopt to the change, the early birds will enjoy the happy hours.     

Tapan Ghosh

Color possesses me. I don't have to pursue it. It will possess me always, I know it. That is the meaning of this happy hour: Color and I are one. I am a painter.     

Paul Klee

Fair thoughts and happy hours attend on you.     

William Shakespeare

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.     

Aphra Behn

Happy Hour: a depressing comment on the rest of the day and a victory for the most limited Dionysian view of human nature.     

John Ralston Saul

Just 'cause it's called happy hour, Happy, don't mean you gotta be there.     

Adam Horowitz

From now on, every hour is happy hour - at least until business picks up. Eat, drink and be merry.     

Rick Berman

Enough of that depressing stuff. It's happy hour, for crying out loud.     

Jeff Davis

Happy hour / One taste and I am wasted / Gets me high / You're my happy hour     

Joe Thomas

I think I could stay here for the rest of my life / Please don’t ever make me go home / I need happy hour on sad days (on sad days) / It’s my happy hour I can’t wait (can't wait)     

Weezer

Wind up on the very same pile / Two-fifty for a decade / And a buck and half for a year happy hour / Happy hour, happy hour is here     

Gordon Downie

It's happy hour again / I think I might be happy if I wasn't out with them / And they're happy it's a lovely place to be / Happy that the fire is real the barman is a she     

Ian Peter Cullimore

What a good place to be / Don't believe her / 'Cause they speak a different language / And it's never really happened to me / Don't believe her, oh no / 'Cause it's never been happy for me (it's happy hour again)     

Ian Peter Cullimore

It's on the house / Just ring the bell / Ring-a-ling-dong-ding / It's happy hour / All my money, every penny / I've been spending on Kill Kenny's     

Jens Larsen

But it's happy hour drinking double shooters / Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars / I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly / 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some willy / Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun / But I'm here at happy hour, happy ours is done     

Corey Crowder

Those happy hours that we once knew / Tho' long ago, they still make me blue     

Don Gibson

Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskey's a little more sour / I guess happy hour ain't so happy without her     

Brian Kelley

But it's a shore thing, / The sun will be shinning, / On my cold drink, / And I'll be lying / On a miller light towel / Having happy hour / All day long in the sand     

Cole Swindell

What would a Happy Hour be like without drinking or a buffet when you aren't hungry? Why do we have to go extremes to see things?     

Javier Otaduy

The happy hour' is to analyze what truly makes us happy, meaning what satisfies us, fills us, costs us work and makes us happy because of it.     

Javier Otaduy

Happy Hour is from 6 PM to 8 PM seven days a week. All drinks are two-for-one. An ATM cash machine is inside the bar.      

Mac Jamison

A happy hour, just so we are on the same page is period during which a restaurant or bar offers discounted food, special low priced appetizers, and discounted drinks.     

Thomas Morrell

The best time to offer a happy hour is outside of your normal busy hours.     

Thomas Morrell

Happy hours also have the added effect of introducing people to your bar. This means that you may also add customers and sales during your normal busy periods as well.     

Thomas Morrell

A happy hour should bring people in when they are not normally there.     

Thomas Morrell

Some bars choose to only serve food during happy hour, a period of time designed to draw a crowd with special pricing and promotions.     

Ray Foley

A bad happy hour will hurt, not help, your business. If you're going to do it, do it great.     

Ray Foley

The festive character of the occasion is a matter of its frame. Commercial bars have created a new term in recent years to describe the period of drinking of the 'cocktail'. They use the expression 'Happy Hour' to connote the period of time.     

Mary Douglas

Further, happy hour drinking increased total consumption; the increase was in addition to, rather than a substitution for, drinking at other times.     

Mark Galizio

People who worked here went to Dormont for a drink, and people who lived here stayed downtown for happy hour.     

Cody McDevitt

They were enjoying the happy hour that seldom comes but once in any life, the magical moment which bestows youth on the old, beauty on the plain, wealth on the poor, and gives human hearts a foretaste of heaven.     

Louisa May Alcott

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happy hour, the long weekend, the all-inclusive island resort, the sunny beach vacation. Happiness is somewhere else, someplace with boat drinks, some secret, distant state of bliss which if they were given would bore them in minutes.     

Geoffrey Wood

Why limit happy to an hour.     

W.C. Fields

Enjoy thankfully any happy hour heaven may send you, nor think that your delights will keep till another year.     

Horace

You're somewhat useful at work but irreplaceable at happy hour.     

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